2015-05-21

You Didn't Ask But Will Tell

Other than anything that plays music, my next favorite item in my room is the back scratcher.

I would always put indoor plumbing on the short list of man's greatest inventions.

There is no such thing as a favorite word. Or least favorite. Because expressions change all the time.

I drink two pots of hot green tea each morning regularly. And then I turn on the television and watch news after news for, oh, about three hours. 

I cannot be without my family. So I would rather stay home with them or we will go out together. It's like I am the koala and they are the branches of a eucalyptus tree.

Laughter is synonymous to attraction to me. You are sexy because you make me laugh. And it's easy to make me laugh. You just have to be  smarter than me. And when you can't be, you will start calling me arrogant. So be it.




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